For lack of a better title I've decided to go with that never over-used cliche of 'thoughts of the day". So for those of you intellectually devoid individuals who like reading my work here is somethign else for you to put in your crack pipe and smoke...
One thing I do not get is how in the hell people stand to watch shows like The Jersey Shore and Dance Moms or whatever the hell scripted so called reality TV. My response is WHAT THE FUCK AMERICA! Seriously, My Name is Earl (yes I still remember that show, if you haven't your either an infant or you watch too much Logo (and don't get me started on that crowd) didn't make it five seasons and fuckin' Snooki got her own spin off. I just can't find amusement in 30+ minutes of a fat middle aged woman yelling at kids and their moms yelling and crying back. First of all,why the fuck is she getting paid to yell at kids and second, why the fuck do the parents let thefat bitch yell at their kids. How much did it cost for them to sell their souls? Did they have a price for their souls at all? If so, when did souls become an item in the dollar ilse.
As the years go on, I believe more and more that humanity is devolving. I don't know if evolution exists but I am sure de-evolution exists. I see it everytime I see a commercial for MTV, LOGO, BRAVO, and/or Lifetime. I honestly believe that anyone under 21 has the cranium slope equivalent to the hump on Quasimodo's back. What happened to the world? Did they give lead based prenatal vitamins sometime after 1992. Or was it something in the water? Did some horrific terratogen get released into the same water supply that Mcdonald's makes its ice from?
Of course its also people my age and older who seem to be getting dumber as well. I kind of suspect that altzheimers disease is hitting people earlier and earlier. Most of the world has a chronic case of retardation, not mental handicapped, retarded. Retards, ya know who I'm talking about; the people who can't tell you the difference between George Washington and Jesus but can tell you every catchphrase spoken by Pauley D -_-. Those happless fools who think that if they don't share the meme a clown with a maggot infested penis will kill them. Those assholes who sell Wic vouchers for cigarettes and feed their starving babies whats left of the Vienne Sausages. This also includes the people who never miss an episode of Ru Paul's Drag Race. These are the kinds of people that think the exploitation of a heavy weight child is quality TV. Their is not enough I can say about these people except that I loose faith in humanity everytime they breathe. I honestly feel like I am the only person sane in a world of inbred banjo picking chimps.
I feel like this blog will be the only place I can speak my mind but I doubt this will last until the ever watching hellion eye in the sky decides that my words are too controversial or aimed at anyone deemed untoucheable with my words. I feel it trying to gaze my way like Sauron's tower with a telescope. How much longer I will be able to blast people, I have no clue. I hope I can continue and hopefully I can inform you readers out their my thoughts on issues that are irrelevent but I feel the need to complain anyway.
